Hey everybody, my name is Abraham and I want to tell you a little bit about myself. I was born and raised in the good old U.S.A and I am very proud of that. I guess you could call me a big patriot because I definitely follow the motto of “God, Guns, and Glory” and I really love the country I live in.

I especially love my gun collection that I have amassed over the past 15 years. I have everything from handguns and shotguns all the way to assault rifles. Don’t worry because I don’t want to hurt anybody and I don’t even like hunting animals, but something about shooting a gun, even if it’s just at a target is really liberating.

The freedom that I get to have in this awesome country makes everything worthwhile, even if my occupation involves spending days or even weeks away from my family.

That’s right, I may have forgotten to mention that I am flight attendant. It’s an alright job, but I wouldn’t mind seeing my family just a little more. Being in an airplane a lot means getting to meet a lot of new and interesting people and it definitely involves seeing different parts of the world.

I have met a lot of famous people and I’ve gotten to see most of the 7 wonders of the world too. It’s a great experience to go through, but then again seeing my wife and kids on a more regular basis would be really nice, yet we do what me must to earn a decent living and to survive, especially if it means getting to send my kids to college. And let me tell you that both of my children are going to college!

I have 2 kids, 1 boy and 1 girl, both of which are smarter and stronger than I could have ever imagined. I’m not sure if it’s because I raised them well or because of the large quantities of red meat I feed them, but either way my kids are some of the strongest, smartest, and bravest people I have ever met. I know they that they are just children, my boy being 12 and my girl being 9, and I’m probably just praising them because they’re my own kids, but I really do think that they are amazing.

My little girl is so young and she has already virtually mastered horse riding to the point where she can qualify for competitions. Well she’s going to have to wait for a few years before she enters competitions due to her age, but she is well on her way to being a top dog in the show jumping world. Speaking of competition, my boy is excelling at football and has just been picked as the quarterback for his school team; I couldn’t be more proud!

Something that I like almost as much as my kids is my pet dog. I have a big and powerful Rottweiler and he is the most magnificent creature I’ve ever had. I would probably love him just as much as my kids if it weren’t for the fact that he keeps chewing up my shoes! Well that’s all I have to say about myself today, but don’t worry because I’ll be back for more. My name is Abraham and I am proud of it!


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